Lol I know a few people that need this book.
is this a real book? i really would like to give it a try!
edit: i hope all the pages just say “get stoned”
i want to do a transformation tuesday but alas i am still ugly
Warsan Shire, 34 Reasons for Why We Failed at Love
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yes hello i would like to apply to be in a coma
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
moral of the story is never do things
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wow im so tired i want to sleep maybe or die
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my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me